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① Q: What word starts with e, ends in e, but only has one letter in it?

A: Envelope.

②Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm? 

A: His sleigh is flown by raindeen

③Q,: How do you stay warm in an empty room?

A: Go stand in the corner—it's always 90 degrees.

④ DROWNED IN DATA

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?

It was three feet deep, on average.

⑤ What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

⑥ Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Sorry, I'm still working on it.

⑦ What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? 

One is really heavy and the other's a little lighter.

⑧ Why should you never trust stairs? 

They're always upto something.